Coach's Jacket Sub-Genres

December 18, 2014
 

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Leave it to Acne to make a variation on the venerable coach's jacket that I haven't really ever seen before. Maybe it's because a short-sleeve coach's jacket isn't really something that is all that necessary. Maybe it's because I just don't know as much about the coach's jacket and it's requisite sub-genres as I thought I did. My knowledge of sub-genres notwithstanding, this is kind of a cool garment, guys. A lot of you won't be down because you're unimaginative assholes. But some of you will see the potential in this here inherently contradictory short-sleeved jacket. Personally, this is what I would wear to coach an indoor soccer team. You know, those domes that are always in the rich suburbs can get kind of warm. Any kid who doesn't show up in Sambas gets cut.