10 Ways To Get a Girl Into the Backseat of Your Car
Because, occasionally, it's not that easy.
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The car can be the perfect setting for a hook up. We've already outlined for you how to use your car as the proper place to get it in. Sometimes, though, it's a little more difficult to get the forward momentum into that situation. Now, we're not saying that smanging your girl will only happen if you get her into the backseat, but it's a little bit more likely, that's all. So, if you're struggling to put yourself in the right situation, we've got you covered. Just remember, even though we can get you started, it's still up to you to work your magic once you're back there. Here are 10 Ways To Get a Girl Into the Backseat of Your Car.
10. Hide Dove Dark Chocolate in the rear Armrest
Chocolate solves everything, or at least we like to think so. Considering most women agree with us, this should work like a charm. The scent of chocolatey goodness should lure them right into your playbook.
9. Put John Stamos in the Back
Drake, Ryan Gosling or Trey Songz would probably be appropriate for this method, as well. Just find out who her favorite musician or actor is and place him in the back. How could she resist a back seat that attractive? Just make sure you write up a contract with those fellows to make sure they don't actually turn into Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
8. When You Pick Her Up, Open the Back Door
This is could go two ways: She's either going to give you an extremely weird and confused glare and ask what the hell you're doing, or she's going to gladly get into the back. If she steps in back without question, you know you're good to go, cowboy.
7. Take Her To a Drive-In Movie
Here we have the oldest trick in the book. This trick requires you actually have a fairly large and comfortable rear, so make sure you're in an SUV or something luxurious.
6. Place a Spider on the Dashboard
Who likes spiders? Nobody, absolutely nobody (unless you're talking about a convertible!). Hell, we'd probably be fighting with her to get to the back seat first. You have to figure out a good way to kill it, though, so you look like a hero. So, make sure you have a gigantic shoe that you don't mind messing up with insect guts on hand.
5. Be a Gentleman
Here's an idea that probably blows a lot of guys' minds: If you treat a woman well, she might like you a little bit! It's an amazing concept! Who would think that pulling a chair out for your girl, opening doors, and doing other polite things would lead to a steamy rear seat session? It might work better than you guys think.
4. Find an Empty Car Stored in a Giant Boat
It worked for Jack in Titanic, didn't it?
3. "Accidentally" Drop Her Earring Back There
This might be a little difficult, but if you can pull it off, it's gold. Girls hate losing jewelry, and if you say it might be in the back seat, they'll definitely get down and dirty ... searching.
2. Drench the Seats With Axe
Obviously, everything on TV is true, right? So, because Axe seems to be the ultimate aphrodisiac, it seems like the easiest way to get your lady friend in the back. The commercials make it clear that women can't resist that sultry smell and will be giving you head ... massages in no time.
1. Play "The Notebook" on the Rear TV
Other options include So You Think You Can Dance, Gossip Girl or Love Actually. Just find a sappy chick flick and she's sure to hear one of her favorite quotes and be interested what's going on back there.