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Tim Heidecker Does His Best Alex Jones Impression as New ‘Infowars’ Host
He trolled Alex Jones very hard.

‘The Onion’ Makes Supreme Court Filing in Support of Man Arrested for Parodying Police
The popular satirical content provider has taken a stand by way of a Supreme Court filing in support of a man who was arrested over cop jokes.

Former FIFA Executive Jack Warner Tries to Use an Article Published by The Onion to Defend the Organization
Jack Warner wasn't familiar with The Onion.

Nutella and Kittens: CNN Explains How ISIS Is Luring Western Women
ISIS knows every American's weakness

De Blasio Makes Fun of Himself, Snowstorm with "Dramatic" Reading of Onion Story
That's how you recover from premature hysteria.

The Onion Writes Fake Story About Jay Cutler, Twitter Doesn't Realize It's a Joke
How do people still not know that The Onion is fake?

A Look Back At Clickhole's First Month
Clickhole, the Onion's new satirical site, has taken shots at everything you hate about the Internet in their first month.

Character Customization Has Gotten Out of Hand (Video)
"The Onion" details the extreme level of character customization in the new "Elder Scrolls" game.

The Most Intense Game at E3 You Can't See (Video)
The Onion trolls the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) with it's version of a PlayStation imaginary game.

Choose Your Own Brutal Overloads In "Wolfenstein: The New Order" (Video)
"Wolfenstein: The New Order" re-imagines a history where Nazis won the war, but what if another country did? Like Canada.

The "Stop-and-Kiss" Video is Getting the Internet Mad Because They've Never Heard of 'The Onion'
Why, people?



The Onion is Perfect and Has Created a "Grand Theft Auto V" Parody
We would kill at a game focused on altruism.


China Thinks The Onion is Real, And That They Named Kim Jong-Un 2012's Sexiest Man Alive
Ha ha.

The Onion Spoofs Boring Car Magazines With "Good Car Magazine" Article
Reporting that the 2013 Hyundai Sonata got a "This Is A Good Car" ranking, writers at the Onion poke fun at boring auto mags.
