Mike Tyson is no ordinary individual. After a storied boxing career, hours dedicated to pigeon-keeping, his one-man show on Broadway, and a turbulent life in the limelight, that should be all too clear to anyone who has ever heard Iron Mike's name. He's the former heavyweight champion of the world who has seen all the highs and lows that life has to offer.
In the course of his career, Tyson has seen his name make more than a few headlines—for reasons criminal, scandalous, and hilarious. So today we celebrate the 49th birthday of "The Baddest Man on the Planet" by celebrating the one-of-a-kind personality that has made Tyson into who he is.
To do so, we've taken six of the weirdest quotes from Kid Dynamite and slotted them into hilarious, albeit unexpected, contexts. Need a unique way to deliver a kind word for the loved one who lost their dog? Are you searching for a Christmas card that won't get lost in the holiday shuffle? Look no further. Tyson is here to help.