The Thirstiest Skylar Diggins Instagram Comments
Fans are unapologetic when it comes to admiring Skylar Diggins' looks on her Instagram page.
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1.
Picture this: You're walking down the sidewalk and you see two things in front of you. On your left, you see some men in their early 20s on a stoop just talking about nothing. On your right, a curvy, babyfaced woman walks in front of them and toward you. She passes you a few seconds before you walk by the stoop boys. You finally hear their nonsense when the woman is out of earshot:
Person A: Damn bruh. She's looking right.
Person B: I'm mad I ain't say anything when she passed 'cause she caught me off guard. She would've got the work.
Person A: Son. I would've OD'd if I had the chance.
Person B: WORD?! (Offers a pound, which Person A giddily accepts)
At this point, you're thinking, "Is he really congratulating him for hypothetically having sex with somebody?"
Some folks have more hormones than they know what to do with. Social media is sort of like the above situation, but it's all out there on the Internet for others to join in on the figurative stoop talk. People are thirsty and unembarrassed — regardless of gender. Peep Drake's Instagram comments if you need an example.
Skylar Diggins' Instagram account is another example. People can't remember her WNBA stats off the top of their heads, but that's OK because she is foine. Her looks apparently give people the license to show their thirst and occasionally be disrespectful on her page. Need proof? Here are The Thirstiest Skylar Diggins Instagram Comments.
2.Is His Girlfriend MVP?
Thirst Offender: sgt_whatshisname
Nothing like inspiring a break-up like by simply teaching children.
3.Lost/Creep FIles
Thirst Offender: bguerrax
Butt-eating can't be your only hustle.
4.Bend Over
Thirst Offender: _poopsy_
Let's relax a bit.
5.Child Support
Thirst Offender: buckley11d
“I'll pay monthly fees until my child is 18 years old because your body looks that good.”
6.Foot Fetish
Thirst Offender: gimmethemtoes
Seek help.
7.Too Good To Be Careful
Thirst Offender: sweeneygotem
Aaanndd you wouldn't get the opportunity to do so.
8.Can I Dig In? Part II
Thirst Offender: ag.getmoney
The thing is: Drake will probably come closer than you.
9.Taste Your Sweat
Thirst Offender: zyoung54
Licking a salty liquid off someone's body can't be good for your cholesterol, bro.
10.Creepin'
Thirst Offender: nefew1974
If you animated the bust from Lionel Richie's “Hello,” you'll get nefew1974.
11.Hallelujah!
Thirst Offender: king_quaney
Jesus ain't die for this.
12.Hardwood Puns
Thirst Offender: solountouchable
Get it? Hard? Wood? Penis? Erection? Lolz
13.Staying in Shape
Thirst Offender: smokegodfather
Booooo
14.Side Piece
Thirst Offender: iso.21tj
Is this guy really re-writing history in the Instagram comment section?
15.Dreams
Thirst Offender: swagalertking
This author wants to make a billi by the end of today. It ain't gonna happen, so he makes fun of you instead.
16.Possessive
Thirst Offender: unhappymad
Dawg. People want Skylar Diggins so badly they're willing her to be theirs.
17.Commitment
Thirst Offender: marshun_colbert
Dude must be celibate. Props to him.
18.That D
Thirst Offender: _mrambition_
Rumor has it that he was shocked when Diggins didn't blow up his DMs.
19.Happy Valentine's Day
Thirst Offender: datguy_covey
Nobody has time to read your thirst paragraphs.
20.Lovin' the Backside
Thirst Offender: class__act
Maybe writing that is one thing you shouldn't do.
21.Wishes Don't Come True
Thirst Offender: jeremy_bangbang
Said the Instagram commenter as he shed a tear.
22.He'll Be Your Best Friend
Thirst Offender: danepar10
“I want to hug the shit out of you!”
23.That Strength
Thirst Offender: drreal_773
To be fair, the dude does look kind of muscular in his avatar.
24.Time for Children
Thirst Offender: swaggy_2a
Sometimes cartoon jokes are better left to cartoon.
25.Going Deaf
Thirst Offender: bayboytedd
Gotta love how he proposes babymaking like he's putting $5 on a dime bag.
26.The Threesome
Thirst Offender: freddiebtv
He probably doesn't mean what he's saying.