10 Pause Worthy Swords In Video Games

They're effective but you can't help but laugh like Beavis and Butthead when you wield them.

July 25, 2012
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Swords are often seen as a prestigious weapon since it takes skill to use one correctly. Some swords are designed to strike fear into an enemy others are built for comfort or ease of use. Then you have a few that look like extensions of the wielder's family flag pole. We understand that putting a sharp, gigantic, war phallus into a video game makes a character seem more dominant. It's only when you have a player who twists everything into something pervy that you get a gallery like these 10 Pause Worthy Swords In Video Games.

Scimitar

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The Scimitar

Prince of Persia

Buster Sword

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Buster Sword

Final Fantasy

Alastor

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Alastor

Devil May Cry

Kori Blade

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The Kori Blade

Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

Blade of Olympus

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Blade of Olympus

God of War

Zelda Sword

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Link's Master Sword (hilt)

The Legend of Zelda

Gaert Sword

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The Gaert

Guild Wars

Mana

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This sword has no name but still looks pausy.

Mana

Rebellion

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Rebellion Sword

Devil May Cry

Chaos Eater

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Chaoseater

Darksiders