The 10 Hottest Bald-Headed Chicks

In case you haven't noticed, your boy Kanye West is a bit of a trendsetter. So after Yeezy was photographed during Grammy weekend carousing with chrome-domed dimepiece Amber Rose (pictured above), it wouldn't surprise us to see bald-headed chicks go the way of shutter shades, manbags and black mullets'i.e., ubiquitous with the quickness.

To prepare you for the onslaught, we've uncovered a comprehensive list of hairless hotties through the years. Check out our butched-out roster (and our exclusive G.I. Jane rating scale!) below...


NAME: Persis Khambatta (R.I.P.)
WHY BALD?: To play Lieutenant Ilia in Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Do you fantasize about getting head from Telly Savalas? Yeah, we neither.

NAME: Halle Berry
WHY BALD?: For an upcoming role in Nappily Ever After (2010)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Even Billy Bob's monster ball sweat didn't make Halle seem less smashable. And really, what's worse than that?

NAME: Noémie Lenoir
WHY BALD?: For her role in Rush Hour 3 (2007)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Why hasn't she been cast on The L Word yet? Seriously.

NAME: Britney Spears
WHY BALD?: 'Cause she's batshit crazy.
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Instead of a pic of Jesus, put this one up in your room. You'll never sympathy-fuck a 7:30 chick again.

NAME: Natalie Portman
WHY BALD?: For her role in V for Vendetta (2005)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Even though she kinda looks like a 13-year-old boy. And yes, that's a bad thing. Fuckin' pervert.

NAME: Robin Tunney
WHY BALD?: For her role in Empire Records (1995)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Oof. Talk about a buzzkill.

NAME: Amber Rose
WHY BALD?: You really looking at her head, fam?
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: T&A > hair, all day, every day.

NAME: Sinead O'Connor
WHY BALD?: That's that feminist shit.
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: She's like that girl who gets heavily politicized in her first year of college, shaves her head, goes vegan, and begins to man-hate...until you hit her off proper. Very satisfying.

NAME: Ève Salvail
WHY BALD?: To show off her ill dragon tattoo.
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: A bald French biddie. We're not mad.

NAME: Alek Wek
WHY BALD?: To complement the stark beauty of her face.
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: She skirts that fine line between awesome-looking model and...Samuel Dalembert.

NAME: Sigourney Weaver
WHY BALD?: For Alien³ (1992)
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Seriously, though...who didn't wanna bone Ripley?

NAME: Rupaul
WHY BALD?: Uhhh.
G.I. JANE RATING:

COMPLEX SAYS: Y'all musta forgot!!!